The woodworm
These jokes are full of worms !
Two wood worms are going - plant for plant - through the botanic garden
of the city.
One says: " Look over there, there grows BAMBOO! "
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"Fine, then we're going to eat chinese food today! "
Mrs. Woodworm to her neighbour : " Know what ? My
son now lives in a model airplane! " - "Yaeh, I remember, in former days he oftenly had
high-flying plans! "
Old fairy tales and legends are told to wood worm kids.
One concerns of the paradise, its called " Woodstock ".
Today Woodworms inserted a fruit day. For dinner they serve..... woody crab-apples.
What about a careless wood worm? It bores its home into a... billard ball!
All wood worms look forward each year to the easter fires, when the humans burn christmas trees. They all love yummy-yummy roasted wood.
Two wood worm men discuss : "What do you do, when you want to ...ah,... pet your wife ?
"
- "Well, I knock on the side panel, to ask her coming over here. " -
"And ... what does your wife do, if she ....... ? " -
"That's simple, she comes to me, asking: "You knocked for me, dear ? "
What serves Mrs. Woodworm, if their man has birthday? - Delicious tree cake !
Mr. Woodworm was shopping at the market. Proudly
and gladly he returned home with a stout-filled bag. "What goodies did you got, dear ?" - " Real woody asparagus! "
Once upon a time there was a wood worm, who wanted to see
the whole large world. For this it bored itself into a ship plank of that
ferry Dover - Calais.
What can an old wood worm do, when its teeth fail? -
It becomes a book worm. The wood there is already chewed!
Father Woodworm returnes home. His wife is frightened: "What are you looking like ?
You have got a brown face and a green nose !!? "
" Today the sun was shining so brightly , I wanted to become a little bit brown.
But our humans ALSO took advantage of the good weather.
They freshly painted our garden bank !! "
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