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How to photograph a puppy ?

1. Take a new roll of film from the box and load it into your camera.

2. Take the film box out of the puppy's mouth and throw it into the trash can.

3. Take your puppy out of the trash can and brush away the coffee grounds.

4. Select a suitable background for the photo.

5. Secure the camera to its tripod and prepare for photo shooting.

6. Look after your puppy and take the dirty socks from its mouth.

7. Place the puppy at the prepared workstation and go to the camera.

8. Forget the workstation and creep on all fours to catch your puppy .

9. Reset your camera with one hand and lure your puppy with a tidbit.

10. Get a handkerchief and clean your lens from the noseprints.

11. Take the the flash from the puppy's mouth and throw it away (the flash).

12. Lock the cat out and treat the scratch on the nose of your puppy with some ointment.

13. Place the ashtray and the magazines back on the couch desk.

14. Try to get from the puppy an interested look by holding a squeaking doll above your head.

15. Adjust your eyeglasses again and get your camera from under the sofa.

16. Jump up at once, take the puppy at the neck and say: "no - you make weewee outside".

17. Call your spouse to help you clean up.

18. Serve yourself a double whiskey (or whatever you prefer).

19. Set in a comfortable armchair and remind yourself, directly
tomorrow morning, to practice the "sit" command with the puppy.
















Photos : Maren Winter from
www.maren-winter.de/farmcollie/

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