Fresh into the new millenium
with 
The Northtown Wrinkle Treatment Center was astounded by a sensational
innovation, presented by Peter D., known for his rousing work : "Up the date - never too late"
The shipping form proclaimed :
Update in a Bottle!
New ! Today we are pleased to finally present: Update Cream!
Ideal for every note taker for that little update in between.
Simply rub a little bit in, and everything will be alright.
Forget megabyte-consuming Updates á la Macrohard ! |
The first samples were received by our tester Evelyn E. , known
for her sensational article
Tips and tricks for a narrow kitchen - how to fry pancakes upright in the pan.
who had a completely different application in mind and was enthusiastic about the results.
Read for yourself :
"Normally I don't need any kind of
beauty products, due to my young age and healthy lifestyle (except when I am surfing
through certain internet forums), but now before the new year even I - because of the
propoganda of more than a few people - even I had concerns about my compatibility with the
new millenium.
And now I am so grateful for this cream! Peter, you would like an assesment, what
can I say?
Perhaps just this: I am compatible, because i am absolutely, perfectly updated !
My Son wants to take me out dancing,
my daughter doesn't let me out of her sight when her friends are around,
my boyfriend doesn't trust himself to walk down the street with me, because he is afraid
of being arrested for consorting with a minor !
and i owe it all to Update Cream. It's expensive, but I'll keep using it, because
I'm worth it."
Sincerely yours, the glowing new Evelyn !
If you know about other update creams or tips, please contact me immediately ! Peter
Herzlichen Dank für die Übersetzung an EvaSara Tullier
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