The Day after the Wedding Guests Came from Everywhere - Rollercoaster Now Scrapwood
dph - Norderstedt, 1.1.2000 Even the last sleepyheads awoke as hired help organized breakfast and the aroma of charwood drifted across the lawn. Chunks of every sort of wood were carried about. Lurchi, Jens' fire salamander and the first guest of the day, was kind enough to start a cooking fire. Action ! Meanwhile, a chair was discovered with 3 legs and showing clear signs of nibbling. So perhaps Ede's fall from his chair yesterday was not due to drunkenness (...or was it?). It should also be mentioned that a kitten and a butterfly from young breeder Lucas (9) came to visit. The kitten, "Lacky", who stood guard at the wedding and through the night against woodpeckers and other troublemakers who have "escargot" or "woodworms á la Miller" on their menus ....was now becoming terribly hungry, and turned a thoughtful eye to our woodworms ... But then 4 soup hens, the famous translators for the european circus, came for a visit ! One quickly lay an egg, (unfortunately I already forget which hen it was) and the kitten lapped it up in a flash, gave a short meow, and disappeared into the summer house. There ! A crash and a boom, and a jar of honey rolled out of the house and into freedom !! Super, kitten, that's handy ! The butterfly with the funny name of "Lutzifa" and her two friends immediately slurped up the honey ! delicious! The 4 soup hens  Tammy Gack, Pia Putt, Melanie Cluck and Martina Throwegg certainly made the woodworm crowd uneasy !! Were they really to be trusted ? Were they really strict vegetarians ?? A story went around in whispers : "Two hens are fighting over a worm. The worm says : "Ladies, please do not quarrel. Instead, perhaps you could think of a different meal, seeds, for example, they are much healthier and ..." But the first hen gives a peck and and gobbles up the worm. The second hen says : "Why the hurry, maybe he would have told us something important ?" The first hen answers : "Sorry, but I can't argue on an empty stomach !"		The worms' worries were for nothing, though. The hens had hangovers from a party the day before and only wanted to wish the newlyweds cluck ...uh, luck. The newlyweds had hangovers too, and looked a bit groggy (!), so everyone got along fine. On January 14th there will be a  chickens' birthday party and the woodworms are all invited. Isolde Woodwool came last, with 2 wooden boxes containing advertisement papers in tow. Because she has switched to computers, she thought the boxes and papers could be used as firewood. That's not how it turned out, though !! Werner Worm, ever hungry, started by nibbling on the excellently cured wood and found it downright tasty ! Soon the others joined him, and lunch was no problem. Uli's snails found some left-over salad, and then they discovered another old beer keg in a corner of the garden. Oh joy ! There wasn't really much left inside, but it was enough... Werner's rollercoaster also suffered a bit. It provided delight in two ways - first to rollercoast, then as toast ! Werner Worm, next time you'd better bring a rollercoaster made of steel !   supper time ! By evening the lawn was full of paper. No wonder, because although Isolde Woodwool's boxes tasted good,  nobody wanted the advertisement papers. Tired of living alone in tunnels in ratty old walls? Would you prefer to share a comfortable home with a like-minded person? Are you seeking a companion for those romantic trips into park benches? Then trust your troubles to the Dreamworm Marriage Negotiations Institute. You, too, can find your loving husband or passionate wife in Ms. Woodwool's files. Call today, and spend tomorrow as a couple. Tel: 524 , our offices are always open. Dollino and Sonja collected the cards and stored them carefully away. What can THAT mean ??